Mourning Ritual Coconut Rum Funeral Cake Coffee

Mourning Ritual Coconut Rum Funeral Cake – Coffee Blend
Whole Bean • 8 oz Bag • Exclusive Release

Raise your cup, lower your lights, and let the ritual begin.

The Mourning Ritual Coconut Rum Funeral Cake Coffee Blend is a darkly indulgent whole bean coffee crafted for those who like their mornings rich, mysterious, and just a little otherworldly. Inspired by the somber sweetness of funeral cake and coconut-kissed rum, this blend balances a subtle tropical warmth with a bold, wake-the-dead robustness.

You’ll taste gentle notes of coconut rum sweetness drifting beneath a deep, full-bodied roast. It is smooth, atmospheric, indulgent without being sugary, haunting without being heavy, but flavorful enough to stir weary spirits.

Packaged in a sealed 8 oz whole bean bag to preserve freshness, this exclusive blend is available only through Aaron Sagers, in partnership with Coffee Shop of Horrors, making it as rare as it is ritualistic.